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Saint-Martin-des-Prés is a commune in the Côtes-d'Armor department of Brittany in northwestern France.
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Kirkheaton railway station served the village of Kirkheaton, West Yorkshire, England until closure in 1930. It was located immediately north of the junction of Crossley Lane and School Lane, and was accessed from the latter. The line continued towards Kirkburton on a bridge across School Lane.
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