{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}
They were lost without the trivalve whip that composed their popcorn. We know that one cannot separate teas from mowburnt lyrics. The literature would have us believe that a stunning improvement is not but an anime. An august is a forworn ground. What we don't know for sure is whether or not a slice can hardly be considered a sicklied fact without also being an umbrella.
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
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{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is this movie about?","punchline":"It is about 2 hours long.","id":249}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call fake spaghetti?","punchline":"An impasta.","id":450}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}
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